Joanie Shawhan is an ovarian cancer survivor and a registered nurse. She writes articles of encouragement for women undergoing chemotherapy and is available for speaking engagements. Two of her articles have recently appeared in Coping with Cancer magazine. Joanie enjoys designing jewelry, knitting, and playing guitar.
Swinging in a “Swing” State
Swings. Swings conjure up memories of my carefree childhood. Higher and higher I flew. I grabbed the chains, pumped my feet and sang at the top of my lungs. But life in a “swing” state has violated this childlike innocence.
A new kind
of violence has emerged–political assassination. Traditional commercials bowed
to scandalmongering campaign ads. Even Fact Check struggled to sift the truth
from the lies.
Debates
replaced primetime shows, making the boxing ring appear to be a two-step.
Shout. Sneer. Interrupt. Raise a fist. The match is on! Fight over, (oops,
debate over). A winner declared.
The
presidential campaign trail led to my city not once, but twice! With two large
lakes surrounding us, the traffic was rerouted to make way for the entourage of
18 police motorcycles, two black limos with darkened windows, followed by a
train of white vans loaded with the press corps. We waited at stoplights while
the lights changed from red, to green, to red… No alternate route. Streets
barricaded. The 9-5 work force hindered. For security reasons, university
classes cancelled.
Robo
callers barraged my voicemail with unsolicited political opinions. “Unknown Number”
inundated my private phone line, overtaking the volume of personal calls. As
the election approached the finish line, I performed the one act that any
self-respecting person would do–take the phone off the hook.
Now, the
election is over. Promises made only to be broken. The other driver, my only
traffic hindrance. Verbal assaults and slander return to the soap operas,
violence to primetime. The phone is silent. (Did I put it back on the hook?).
Chili’s fired-up favorites, adventures in the F4 pick-up and the breakfast of
champions have made a peaceful return to my commercial screen. With multiple
reruns, education for the aging population is underway once again featuring
Boniva, Ginkgo Biloba, Lifeline and Depends.
Santa,
snowmen and twinkling Christmas lights will soon replace glaring yard signs.
Life is back to normal in the “swing” state.
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